1. The one that will go home and cry because she’s not over him yet

The one that will go home and cry because she's not over him yet
(via Iro Ayo Photography)

2. The one that will immediately call her squad to tell them that he’s still wearing the jeans she bought him 2 years ago

The one that will immediately call her squad to tell them that he's still wearing the jeans she bought him 2 years ago

3. The ones that will start to notice that he has joined the beard gang so they must hit that thang once more

The ones that will start to notice that he has joined the beard gang so they must hit that thang once more

4. The ones that will carry face because they are not on that level again

The ones that will carry face because they are not on that level again

5. Those satan children that will stop for a chat and passive aggresively rub their achievements in his face

Those satan children that will stop for a chat and passive aggresively rub their achievements in his face

6. The one that will legit start a fight in the middle of the road

The one that will legit start a fight in the middle of the road


7. The one that will think about how she ever dated such a nonentity in the first place and just conclude that it must be her village people

The one that will think about how she ever dated such a nonentity in the first place and just conclude that it must be her village people

8. The one is just thinking about how she can hit him with her car and make it seem like an accident

The one is just thinking about how she can hit him with her car and make it seem like an accident

9. And the ones that can never find themselves in this situation because nobody will text them back

And the ones that can never find themselves in this situation because nobody will text them back