1. When you are broke:
Me: Madam, give me rice 50 Naira in a nylon. Madam: okay.. And what? Me: And
— DisturbingIbadan?? (@Damorela00) February 19, 2016
2. This subtle shade at igbo names:
Not sure if this is motivational or an Igbo wedding. pic.twitter.com/lCmBwyzx44
— Senpai. (@Dotun__A) August 8, 2016
3. The fear of MOPOL:
Text-driving in traffic then you mistakenly bash the MOPOL Hilux in front of you and now they're climbing down… pic.twitter.com/0ZANp2pnA2
— Grey (@TheGreyGenesis) January 15, 2016
4. The Nigerian “wrong number” epidemic:
Somewhere In Nigeria an Aboki is busy dialling a wrong number.
— Uchenna (@Uchez2) March 15, 2016
6. This Christmas curve:
7. The real use of Nigerian ovens:
Nigerian ovens are for storing frying pans not baking or grilling.
— Hausa Chocolate (@H_L_MA) August 7, 2016
8. Flavour’s accurate new name:
Flavour out here looking like an Igbo Vampire.
— Goh Cheng Sheort (@Mhagayr) August 8, 2016
9. This valid concern:
I hope this doesn't mean she has pocketed his destiny oh.. pic.twitter.com/DvSp21N95W
— Ghost Dog ⛩️ (@Timehin_) August 8, 2016
10. This tweet about the “giant of Africa”:
Used to remember when Nigeria claimed to be the giant of Africa now all we have is crude oil and wizkid
— Oluwaseyi (@sway_gha) August 4, 2016
11. This perfect Nigerianism:
Nigerian English :
Let me come and be going pic.twitter.com/8L4c4pv9WW
— Oga Ade™ (@Adeola_Cule) August 4, 2016
12. This tweet about 50 cent:
13. This tweet that is as funny as it is sad:
You know when your slippers has almost cut, but you're trying to manage it till you get home?
That's Nigeria rn.
— Mazi (@chukkietweets) July 30, 2016
14. This tweet about traffic in Nigeria:
Nigerians looking at that other lane and wondering why there's traffic. pic.twitter.com/qXrybJQHmO
— Tome (@ACMilandrew) June 22, 2016
15. When your boyfriend is an enemy of progress:
When wizkid asks all the single ladies to come on stage and your boyfriend won't let you go pic.twitter.com/LtznbDC6Ne
— jigglypuff (@tolaakinn) July 22, 2016
16. This I-Just-Got-Back’s story: